A woman in Britain dialled emergency services to tell police she had been "mugged off" by a takeaway company that delivered her a mushroom pizza instead of a meat feast.
A recording of the exchange was released by Essex Police as part of a campaign against hoax and inappropriate calls.
The call handler asks the woman if everything is okay, and she replies: "Yeah, no, I've been mugged off by a f***ing takeaway would you believe it.
"I rung up for an 18, a number 18 meat feast and she's trying to tell me nah, nah you ordered a number eight.
"I'm allergic to mushrooms so I know for a fact I didn't order a number eight right, and I've got a pizza sat here with f***ing mushrooms on it that I can't eat, £11.99 later she doesn't want to help me out or nothing."