Joe Hockey is not known as a sensitive flower. On the contrary, the Australian Treasurer loves a good brawl. But when Fairfax Media claimed that businesses and lobbyists could buy "privileged access" to him, he was so wounded that he is now seeking A$1 million ($1.04 million) or more to soothe his hurt feelings.
For much of the past fortnight, Hockey has been closeted not in his parliamentary offices preparing the nation's impending Budget, but in the Federal Court building in Sydney, where he is suing the Sydney Morning Herald, the Age and the Canberra Times for impugning his reputation.
The defamation case was sparked by an article published last May, which - under the headline "Treasurer for sale" - alleged that members of a Liberal Party fundraising organisation based in Hockey's North Sydney electorate could pay up to A$22,000 a year for "privileged access" to him at boardroom lunches and VIP events.
Hockey told the court he was "stunned" and "absolutely devastated" when he saw the front-page story - so much so that, after picking up the Herald at a Canberra newsagency, he had to hide his face in a nearby cafe where copies of the papers were available for customers.
The implication of the headline and article, his lawyers argued, was that he was corrupt and "accepted bribes paid to influence the decisions he made" as Treasurer.