A day after firefighters were called to Auckland's Middlemore Hospital to cut a steel piercing ring from a man's penis a video has emerged from their colleagues in England with safety tips for such adornments.
Firefighters in the UK released a video in the style of the opening credits of Star Wars, about applying a penis ring.
The Huffington Post reported that the video borrows the famous "in a galaxy far, far away" introductory crawl by recounting an incident in which a man had two rings stuck on his penis for three days.
"If it doesn't fit, Luke, Anakin or Yoda, don't force it," the message reads.