If Spider-Man were real, he would be forever falling off vertical walls and struggling to maintain credibility as a superhero, research suggests.
British and Australian scientists have discovered the adhesive footpads that make spiders, tree frogs and geckos such amazing climbers are limited by body size.
They simply would not work for a creature as big as a human - unless he had impossibly large feet.
A person would need sticky pads covering 40 per cent of the body's surface to scale skyscrapers like Spider-Man, according to the researchers.
In practical terms, that would equate to a European shoe size of 145, or US size 114.