It took six steps for Vladimir Putin to walk across the floor of the reception room in St Petersburg's Konstantinovsky Palace yesterday. On none of those steps was a limp in evidence.
Immediately dismissed, then, were rumours he was at death's door. The 12 pumps of his companion's hand were viewed as evidence the legendary Putin handshake was still functioning.
So far so good for Mr Putin's show of strength after vanishing for an unprecedented 10 days. His face glowing and healthy, or waxen and pale, depending on the proximity of the observer to the Kremlin, Mr Putin had made his long-awaited return. "He's alive," whispered some of those gathered to watch the president's every move. Few paid such close attention to his companion, Kyrgyzstan's President Almazbek Atambayev. Slouching slightly, his legs far apart, Mr Putin's defiant posture was again in evidence. Hands clasped in front of his paunch, Mr Putin wasn't giving anything away. "It's boring without gossip," he muttered darkly.
In a choreographed double-act, Mr Atambayev seemed to do most of the talking, being the first to respond to rumours of death or terminal illness circulating in the Russian press about Mr Putin since he cancelled official meetings last week.
Mr Putin's spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, ever loyal, mocked the press for its interest, referring sarcastically to the various rumours. "So you've seen the broken, paralysed president, who has been captured by generals? He's only just flown in from Switzerland, where he attended a birth as you know," he said.