West Midlands Police announced a theft with a press release littered with sheep puns and even pixelating an animal's face after three men were caught trying to steal lambs from a farmer.
The police said that the Romanian men 'rammed' into a car in Yardley while trying to make off with the animals, and police 'flocked' to the scene to arrest them.
The force says officers then 'herded' the men into a police van, with 'shear' determination in the release, which actually related to a genuine crime.
It even includes a pictured of the sheep with a face pixelated, and the caption joking: 'The identity of the lambs has been protected due to their age and vulnerability'.
Inspector Paul Southern is then quoted, saying: 'It's not every day we recover live stolen property, but the lambs seem none the worse for their adventure.