Tom Selleck, the star of Magnum P.I., was pursued for two years by a real-life private investigator over accusations he swiped truck loads of water from the drought-plagued state of California to use on his avocado farm.
It is not known whether the detective hired by a water authority drove a red Ferrari and sported an impressive moustache, or if he was accompanied during his work by a thumping theme tune.
But as he doggedly tracked the missing liquid, taken from a public hydrant, all roads led to Selleck's sprawling US$10 million ranch, which includes 8ha of avocados.
The 70-year-old actor is now being sued by the water authority. He has become the first celebrity in California taken to court and "drought shamed" for allegedly using too much water.
The state is in its fourth year of an unprecedented drought that has led to Governor Jerry Brown imposing mandatory state-wide cuts on users.