There are certain things one does not expect to come across in a smart lochside hotel in the Scottish Highlands, and a couple of pensioners running amok with a pair of scissors is one of them.
After his wife complained that staff had been hostile to her, 72-year-old Robert Fergus ran entirely naked through the MacDonald Loch Rannoch Hotel, in Perthshire, on a drunken "out-of-control" rampage.
Staff and guests were forced to flee in the early hours as Fergus smashed a glass pane and used the scissors to cut communications cables, before warning witnesses he would "slit" and "kill" them.
As terrified staff fled the hotel, the couple returned to their rooms to pack before driving off towards Perth. Perth Sheriff Court heard they flagged down a passing police car and accused staff of attacking them.
Fergus gave a positive breath test but told officers: "I had no intention of driving but I was forced to. Our lives were in danger from hotel staff."