Britain's spy chiefs should recruit from the website Mumsnet to break through the "permafrost" of middle-aged men hampering the work of the intelligence services, a watchdog has said.
MI5, MI6 and Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) should target middle-aged women and mothers because they are "more emotionally intelligent and intuitive", the report found.
Mumsnet, the online women's forum, offered a light-hearted welcome to the proposal, with one contributor arguing "everyone knows parents have eyes in the backs of their heads".
Another said she was experienced at sitting in cafes and watching people, while a third suggested arming a "set of stern but nimble grandmothers" with megaphones to stare down suspects and shout, "What do you think you are doing?"
Others were less optimistic. One mother said she couldn't even hold water, let alone international secrets.