As his decline and fall continues apace, disgraced ex-Premier Silvio Berlusconi has concocted another cause close to his heart with which to win back votes for his moribund Forza Italia Party.
The media mogul thinks that being kind to animals will provide the party with the boost it needs in the May European Elections.
"We must strive to find a 'father' or 'mother' for the thousands of abandoned animals. Dogs and cats will help us to win the European elections," Mr Berlusconi reportedly said in a phone call to one of the his fan clubs, the Rome-based Forza Silvio (Go on Silvio).
The tycoon said that his mass animal adoption scheme would mean "more than 10 million Italians who have a dog or cat will look on us with fondness, which will help the moderates become a strong political force, a majority," he said.
Never one to do things by halves, Mr Berlusconi even cited Mother Teresa's thoughts on animal welfare, saying "if we learn to love them as they deserve, we will be very close to God".