The worst cases - those with limbs missing and severe burns - were put on Black Hawk helicopters to the field hospital, while the less urgent victims travelled by military ambulance, stacked on stretchers in the back.
First stop: the outside triage station, where one soldier groaned as medics cut off his fatigues to discover his organs hanging out of his stomach. (Really, they were condoms filled with Kool-Aid and cocoa, to make the liquid a bit lumpy.) It wasn't, obviously, a real battle scene - although the American and South Korean soldiers acted as though it was - but rather a two-day medical evacuation drill called Dragon Lift that ended yesterday, part of joint spring military exercises.
They were simulating their response to an artillery attack from Kim Jong Un's army, on the site of a South Korean military hospital 13km from the border with North Korea and not far from Uijeongbu, the setting for the Korean War television series M.A.S.H.
In the olive-green tents, there was even a decked-out operating theatre, complete with surgeons and an anaesthetist.
Once stabilised, the urgent cases were flown to the US Air Force base at Osan and loaded on stretchers into the back of a Hercules for evacuation to Japan.