Valentine's Day may have been the right time but the Asda carpark was definitely not the right place. Photo / Getty
A UK man had to go to court to explain why he decided to start masturbating while waiting for his wife in a supermarket carpark.
Timothy McTinghe, who desperately need those husband pods to become a reality near where he lives, was waiting for his wife outside the
supermarket on Valentine's Day.
The former carpenter reportedly got bored waiting for his wife outside Asda in Brighton Marina, East Sussex.
The 51-year-old argued that he had been rubbing his leg because of pins and needles but admitted to a charge of public indecency, after two people caught him in the act.
"He went shopping with his wife in Asda. She went into the shop and he was in the car looking after the dog," McTinghe's defence solicitor Ed Fish said.
