Julia Gillard's ex has been stalking her for nearly two years. Now he has not only promised to leave her alone, but has re-cast himself in the unlikely role of peacemaker.
"It's well past time that these wounds were healed," Kevin Rudd sternly told the media, perhaps forgetting that he had been picking at them incessantly since June 2010.
From now on, Gillard's predecessor and thwarted would-be successor plans to devote himself, he said, to serving those Australians who rely on the Government: the unemployed, the disabled, the sick, children, and "our indigenous brothers and sisters".
Before doing that, though, the former Labor leader, Prime Minister and Foreign Minister - now plain "Kevin Rudd, backbencher", as TV captions remind us - could not resist listing his achievements in public life, including "rebirthing" Australia's relationship with Europe.
Then, like a pop star accepting an award, he thanked a long list of people, including the "brilliant bunch" at the Australian Council for International Agricultural Research, which apparently does great work with seeds, along with Indonesia's Marty Natalegawa, France's Alain Juppe and other foreign ministers around the world, all "good friends" of his.