After four months of waiting, the anticipation was killing me, and the waiting, dithering, pondering and politicking were killing a fair few others, too.
It had once seemed the most impossible of PR spins, in the immediacy of the Sandy Hook slaughter.
As 20 children lay dead, America's National Rifle Association (NRA), facing aggrieved, angry masses, was preparing to defend the right of anyone to own a semi-automatic assault rifle.
How on Earth, after such horror, could they profess to keep America's kids safe?
Paperwork, that's how. And finally, it was published this week: a 225-page report on preventing school shootings, balancing specifics with ambiguities and loose freedoms with hardline rules.