We rode in a giddy peloton, three backpackers on bikes at about 3am on a warm June morning. Paris was still, traffic was distant, and the only thing to break the peace was our faux race commentary.
"Armstrong ... surging to the front ... here he comes ... LANCE ARMSTRONG!"
If you've never ridden the Tour de France, I can assure you that cycling the Champs-Elysees is one of life's true pleasures. The share bikes we'd picked up for about €2 apiece were a little ungainly and all came with girls' frames, but they were easily sturdy enough to allow for a competitive sprint finish.
"Armstrong ... ARMSTRONG!"
From restaurant to roost - via two of the city's 1500 docking stations - we were home and laughing in 15 minutes.