Who wouldn't want to ride a whale?
Jesse and Willy made it look so fun. Keisha made it look even better. And every time one of those enormous beasts crashes out of SeaWorld's swimming pool, the people in the stands cheer and cry with Southern Californian delight.
But SeaWorld's in the drink. Since the documentary Blackfish exposed a history of captive orcas going crazy, lawmakers in California have faced intensifying pressure to pop a lid on SeaWorld's pools. More than a million people have signed a petition to have its orca shows banned, and though politicians have tabled the latest effort for at least another year, one senses live orca shows in the United States are soon to be a thing of the past.
Good riddance, too.
And before you label me a pocket-mulching, worm-worshipping, stage-five vegan, please understand I've no particular fondness for whales.