Fifty-four million. Dithering, sky-gazing, gaily bewildered and cheerily lost. By New Year's Eve in Times Square, little more than a decade since 9/11, who would believe New York City will have recorded its highest number of annual tourists?
I would - I've hosted the majority on my lounge room floor.
And all this cash the city's supposed to have reaped from the "I-Heart-New-York " throngs?
I've not yet seen a dime, though by way of some guilt-appeasing Antipodean rent I've eaten more pineapple lumps this year than I ever did at home. Only a country that chose a Kiwi as its national animal could have "lumps" as its apparent national food.
Yes, with 54 million, it's mattress-to-mattress, marae-style living in my Spanish Harlem pad. It's the result of convenience and prickly pockets rather than a measure of my popularity.