Weeks after a call went out on Facebook for people to "storm Area 51," the top-secret US military site in the Nevada desert that is said to hide aliens, a similar event has been organised to "find dat big boi" — the Loch Ness monster — in Scotland, setting off
Forget Area 51. There's now an invitation to storm Loch Ness
For one thing, Gemma McDonald, a spokeswoman for the lifeboat institute, told CNN, "There's really no need to 'storm' Loch Ness, given that it is open to the public 24/7, 365 days a year."
For another, the Loch Ness station of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution said on its Facebook page Saturday, "With no US Army involved, Loch Ness looks a little less hazardous than storming Area 51, but here we have our own set of problems."
The lifeguards warned that storming the lake would be an ugly venture for participants: The loch is too deep and too cold — and the weather too unpredictable, according to the statement. And if the curious get into trouble, the lifeguards don't have space on their boat to rescue visitors who may storm the lake en masse.
The narrow loch, which is 230 metres deep, or more than twice the height of Big Ben, stretches for miles in the Glen Mor valley bisecting the Scottish Highlands. The water is 5.5C, on average, and the weather can change within minutes, with waves rising as high as 4m, the lifeguards said.
Some commenters on the event's Facebook page even pointed out that the "big boi" is believed to be female.
To be sure, Loch Ness has been a prime spot for tourists wishing to see the so-called monster of myth and lore since 1933, when visitors first described seeing a creature in the water as a monster. The following year, The New York Times reported on Nessie in 55 articles, as hardly a week went by without a supposed sighting.
More recently, headlines in 2016 stirred up the myth again, after researchers found 180 metres down on the lake bed a 9m prop of a Loch Ness monster made for the 1970 Billy Wilder film The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes.
But fascinated by the world's secret, inaccessible and mysterious spaces, people have come up with more places to storm. How about raiding Fort Knox while the US government was distracted? Let's find some gold bars. And some are musing about storming the Bermuda Triangle — because "it can't swallow all of us."
Written by: Palko Karasz
Photographs by: Paul Hosefros
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