In the French Revolution, the people fought over bread. In the France of Emmanuel Macron, they are now fighting over Nutella.
As part of a promotion, Intermarché - a French supermarket chain - slashed the price of a 35-ounce jar of everyone's favorite hazelnut cocoa spread by 70 percent. What transpired was a series of scenes that would warm the heart of any die-hard "Black Friday" bargain-hunter.
In the words of one Intermarché employee, from the northeastern French town of Forbach, who spoke anonymously to Agence France-Presse: "People just rushed in, shoving everyone, breaking things. It was like an orgy. We were on the verge of calling the police."
The dogged pursuit of a discounted confection now heavily based on sugar and palm oil was hardly limited to Forbach. All over the country, similar Nutella outbursts - some of which were even described as "riots" - erupted on Thursday. In some cases, the authorities even had to be called in to restore order.
Video footage posted by customers on social media shows a hubbub of commotion around the coveted spread, a spectacle that likely seems perfectly common to any seasoned American shopper after Thanksgiving but that is nothing short of a scandal in France.