Burma's new strongman has a pacemaker and thick glasses.
Like his predecessors, he's a General, but more the Arthur Lowe, Dad's Army kind: his long career has seen him at his desk in many of the safest places in the republic.
But when he made his inaugural speech, President Thein Sein appeared to have at least one attribute of the tyrants who came before him: brass cheek. According to Marie Lall, a South Asia specialist, he told Burma's new parliament on August 22 of action to ensure good governance and democratic practices.
He spoke of fundamental rights of citizens, the rule of law, transparency, reducing the gap between the rich and poor, creation of a harmonious society, economic reforms and environmental conservation.
It was, in other words, a knockabout comedy of a speech, given the fact that few nations embody the absence of those attributes better than Burma. Yet this President is proving a surprise: he appears to mean it - or at least some of it.