Trump did not, after all, pull US troops out of allied countries, exit Nato or lift sanctions on Russia. He still hasn't done any of those things, but, hey, he's only been in office a little more than 500 days. Give him time.
In just the past few weeks, he has taken a giant step towards destroying the global system that the United States created after 1945.
Trump has now exited three major treaties - the Trans-Pacific Partnership, the Paris climate accord and the Iran nuclear accord - and thrown into doubt the future of another - the North American Free Trade Agreement - while launching a reckless trade war against America's closest allies.
At the Group of Seven summit, Trump continued to push his irrational idée fixe that the United States - the richest nation in the world - has been victimised by its friends. "We're like the piggy bank that everybody is robbing," Trump seethed. "And that ends."
The President's outbursts turned the summit into the G6 versus the G1.
The mood was captured in an already iconic photograph showing Trump sitting, his arms crossed in a defensive posture, while German Chancellor Angela Merkel, surrounded by the other leaders, leans across the table at him. Trump looks like a defendant who has just been found guilty by a jury of his peers.
After the meeting, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau did not mince words, calling the US tariffs "insulting" and saying: "Canadians, we're polite, we're reasonable, but we also will not be pushed around."
The G7 ended in unprecedented nastiness with Trump, who had left early, blasting Trudeau as "very dishonest & weak" and instructing his representatives not to sign the joint communique.
Today, Trump's aides piled on, with Larry Kudlow accusing Trudeau of a "betrayal" and Peter Navarro saying there's a "special place in hell" for the Canadian Prime Minister. No US officials have ever spoken this way about any US ally, ever. These are the kind of words that normally precede military action.
Trump seems amazed to discover that the European Union (gross domestic product: US$17.1 trillion), Japan (US$4.8 trillion), and Canada (US$1.6 trillion) - which together produce more than the United States (US$19.3 trillion) - will not be pushed around as easily as the contractors he has become used to stiffing.
Trump may well have been looking for a friendly face at such frosty gatherings when he suggested that the G7 should add Russia. This was a bizarre suggestion, given that Russia is not only an international outlaw but also an economic pygmy whose GDP does not even rank in the top 10.
If the G-7 were to expand, it should include India and Brazil, both democracies that have larger economies than Russia's. Russia was rightly kicked out of the G8 because of its invasion of Ukraine - an act of aggression for which Trump perversely blames President Barack Obama - and it has done nothing since 2014 to deserve readmittance. Instead, its meddling in US elections and war crimes in Syria demand more punishment.
Trump prefaced his call for Russia's inclusion by saying, "Now, I love our country" - not something that presidents normally feel compelled to declare. But it is hardly surprising if Trump's mystifying favouritism toward President Vladimir Putin raises questions of where exactly his loyalties lie. By creating such a deep rift between the United States and its Nato allies, Trump is doing precisely what Putin hoped would happen when he helped Trump get elected.
The Russian dictator can barely conceal his glee, and he is moving to fill the opening that the President has created. A new poll finds that only 14 per cent of Germans consider the United States a reliable partner, compared with 36 per cent for Russia and 43 per cent for China. That the citizens of one of America's staunchest and most important allies now look more favourably upon our illiberal foes is a testament to Trump's unrivalled wrecking abilities.
There have been transatlantic spats before, of course, from the Suez Crisis in 1956 to the Vietnam War in the 1960s, the Pershing II missiles in the 1980s and the Iraq War in the 2000s. But none of those disputes called into question the fundamental unity of the West in the way that Trump's stupid and self-destructive actions do. The Atlantic alliance was born in Canada in 1941 and may well have died there in 2018.