Surely Americans are today scratching their heads, or more likely pulling the hair out of them, when they consider who could possibly be leading them for the next four years.
On the left they'll have Hillary Clinton making her bid to get back into the White House, which surely must hold few pleasant memories for her.
In the unlikely event that Donald Trump's left leading the charge on the right, Clinton will be a shoo in because she'll not only have the women's vote, given her opponent's rightly deserved unpopularity with females, but will get a good slice of the male vote as well, given the general disbelief that the Republican vote's come to this.
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It can come as no surprise to Trump that he's a turnoff for women and it's got little to do with the spider's web on top of his head.
It seems it's impossible for him to keep his mind above his belt and by the time he engages his brain his tongue has already done the damage.