"That's just because Wall Street bet on Clinton to win," a muscular man with short cropped hair and a white button-down said to a woman standing beside him. "After Day One, that's going to skyrocket up."
For much of the night, the ornate atrium in the $212 million, 263-room hotel felt more like a sports bar devoted to an out-of-town team: a Washington Redskins pub in downtown Dallas. While 93 percent of voters in the nation's capital backed Hillary Clinton, Trump supporters could wear their favorite colours - bright red - and join in familiar cheers - "Lock her up!" - and watch their preferred TV channel - Fox News - free from fear of opposition or judgment.
The psychotherapist, who is gay, had come to the hotel with his partner, a senior manager at a left-leaning D.C. nonprofit. Fearing both a personal and professional backlash, both men declined to give their names. They had initially planned to attend a friend's party but were, essentially, uninvited because of their political views.
"We have had more vitriol from gays than anyone," the non-profit manager said. Both men, who support Trump because of his stance on immigration and fiscal conservatism, said they avoid divulging their political leanings at work, too.
"Advertising it is not worth it," the psychotherapist said.
Just two weeks ago, Trump himself attended the hotel's grand opening celebration amid his campaign for an even grander property in the nation's capital.
"With the notable exception of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, this is the most coveted piece of real estate in Washington D.C., the best location," he said, standing behind a gold and dark-wood lectern adorned with "Trump Hotel." (In the days since, tourists in jeans and baseball caps have posed for cell-phone pictures behind an identical lectern in the atrium as they repeat Trumpisms like "bigly" and "Gina.")
Protesters angered by the Republican nominee's racism and misogyny have demonstrated outside the hotel repeatedly in recent weeks. On Saturday, the building was defaced for at least the second time in the past month.
On Tuesday, hours before the polls closed, two tall, square-shouldered men in dark suits and Republican-red ties wandered the lounge, asking visitors if they could answer any questions. But the pair seemed less like concierges and more like polite, well-dressed security guards.
What did they expect would happen at the hotel Tuesday night?
"Preparing for the worst," said one, who had two fading blacks eyes. "Hoping for the best."
The night was free from unwanted disruptions, but Trump employees ordered out any journalists they spotted interviewing guests, including one of two Washington Post reporters.
Trump's unlikely Election Night success - driven in large part by a populist message to middle-class Americans - felt surreal in a room where people in velvet chairs can order rare Hungarian wine for US$140 per crystal spoonful.
On Tuesday, the hotel's website advertised a special "Inauguration Rate," though Inauguration Day isn't until January.
"It is our pleasure to welcome you to Trump Washington DC on this historic night," the site said of the US$705 single-day price tag, which was the cheapest room offered to anyone other than AAA members (US$680) and military veterans (US$604).
The 6,300-square-foot "Trump Townhouse" was listed at $28,625, including taxes. That's about $2,500 more than the annual per capita income in Michigan, where at Trump's final rally of the campaign, he railed against elites and vowed: "The American working class is going to strike back."
On Tuesday night, the people at his D.C. hotel revelled in his surging electoral count.
After he won North Carolina, they chanted "Lock her up!" After Florida, they exploded in cheers, high-fives and pumped fists.
"We're going to build a wall so big," a collection of seemingly drunk supporters said to each other after Trump took the lead in the key state of Wisconsin. "Who's going to pay for it? Mexico!"
Slowly, the people packed into the atrium acted less and less like they needed a refuge as their candidate's chances soared.
And in that moment, no one could have explained Election Night 2016 better than the hotel's own online slogan.
"Washington," it declares," will never be the same."
