Former Labor Prime Minister Paul Keating called Australia's senators "unrepresentative swill".
Opposition leader Tony Abbott might feel the same if he wins power today.
With the Greens, independents and a mass of minor parties loading the 529 candidates seeking the 40 Senate seats available in this election, Abbott has almost certainly no hope of winning control.
He has frantically targeted the Greens, who hold the balance of power, urging Liberals to vote Labor ahead of Green candidates, and has been warning against voting for other minnows for fear of electing "another circus".
The outcome in the Upper House is all but impossible to predict. Polls show support for the Greens has been slipping, with at least one of their senators, South Australian Sarah Hanson-Young, likely to lose.