"Good morning folks, this is your captain - Richie McCaw - speaking, and I'd like to welcome you aboard this Air New Zealand flight from Auckland to Sydney."
How choice would it be if the national carrier were to sign up the country's most eligible pilot? Answer: very choice.
Air New Zealand should sign up McCaw as a flying ambassador. A frontman who genuinely rides up front.
We all know the greatest ever rugby player loves to fly - he's presently got a 9-5 gig with Christchurch Helicopters - and it would be easy enough to help him along with the necessary training, simulator hours and flying time to get him up to scratch and fully rated to helm an A320 or a 777-300.
Many airlines around the world have famous ambassadors. Orlando Bloom, of The Lord of the Rings fame, is the face of British Airways, while that bloke Psy, who gave the world the tune Gangnam Style, fronts for Asiana Airlines.