Like all right-thinking members of a modern liberal democracy, I am against extrajudicial, summary executions ... in principle.
However, having driven from Auckland to Whangarei last Friday night, I can't help but wonder if - this being an election year and all - one of the major political parties should test the mood of the voters on the subject of immediate execution of people who drive below 80kph, then speed up to 110kph when they reach a passing lane.
Like the gun-toting Federal Marshals who cruise domestic routes on US airlines, we could commission unmarked, surface-to-surface-missile-equipped Freeway Marshals, empowered to blast offenders at will.
Of course, cleaning up the debris would be a hassle and we'd have some explaining to do to the international community about the whole human-rights thing. But the 80-to-110 crowd would quickly get the message.
OK, I'm being a tad facetious, but the 80-to-110 loons are dangerous, they clutter our roads and encourage rash overtaking moves. In truth, these candidates for summary despatch are just one of New Zealand's many highway horrors that stun visitors to these shores.