Early boarding calls are a patronising rort, writes Winston Aldworth.
At the airport, airlines treat passengers like big babies.
Regular travellers know that when the information board says your flight is boarding, it's not really boarding. The airlines just want you to get down there to the gate and stand around like sheep for 20 minutes before they're actually ready to open the doors. This makes their job easier, but it's basically being dishonest and creates uncertainty in the minds of fliers.
It also means the passenger's last experience before boarding the flight is a stark exercise in tedium. Having gone through the annoying business of checking in and inching your way through security checks, you've finally arrived in the most interesting part of the airport — there's food, drink and good shopping.
And suddenly, the airline tells you a fib to get you to the gate long before they're ready to have you board the plane. Hurry up and wait, as they say in the army.