Gill Scoltock and Gael Laughland are waiting for a third member of the Impossible Surname Society to emerge. "She's an old friend," Gill explains. "Brenda Ennever. We worked together for the Salvation Army."
Ah ... the Sallies - the good old Sallies. Even in these secular times, they remain ubiquitous and I confess I'm glad of it. The old-school brass bands. The op shops that clothe the poor - and Grey Lynn's unholy hipsterati. The foodbanks. The work with alcoholics and addicts. "God's work," you might say. Or merely good work.
Forgive the digression, but deceased Salvationists also boast the best less-is-more epitaphs on their headstones. "Promoted to Glory," they say. It's hard to beat that.
But back to Brenda. In early February, she and husband Mark took a three-year posting in Fiji. Suva Central Corps. "It's going fantastic," a uniformed - and just-arrived - Brenda tells me. "Mark's looking after the property ... getting it up to cyclone standard. And I've been doing a lot of child sponsorship work. We support hundreds of children. Most of the sponsorships start when they're little. At kindy. We carry it on until they finish school or university."