And Lucas' doppelganger? "Well, I missed the Whakatane High School Ball last year. I was overseas - in London for the Olympics with the family. So we got the people who made Kanye to make me and so ... I went to the ball."
Sort of. He smiles - and then cheers. Matt's just come through the gate.
The 21-year-old had been away since last July. How was the trip, young man?
"Bloody great!" he says.
"After the Olympics, I got a job at a pub called the King's Arms - a couple of blocks off Oxford St. Right in the centre of London. Lived upstairs.
"It was very old, very quaint - the same guy had owned it for 42 years. And pretty quiet - I got good at doing crosswords."
He worked there for four months and then took off for Europe. Went on an 18-day tour with too many Australians, then went, on his own, to "the best city in the world".
"To Barcelona. I was only there four days, but saw heaps. The Sagrada Familia - the most amazing building I've seen. I'm a design student as well - it blew me away. The Olympic complex at Montjuic, the beachfront ... just everything.
"I just wish I'd taken my skateboard. Barcelona's flat, on a slow incline. You could skate from the top down to the beach - maybe 3km - without having to push. Then you could catch the metro back up and skate back down again.
"That would've been awesome."
TRAVEL TIP
Matt: "Do everything. Say yes. If you're talking to a random person and they offer to do something, do it. If you're in a hostel talk to anybody - talk to everybody. When I was in Barcelona, this guy invited me to the Pyrenees for snowboarding. I couldn't - I was leaving. But next time. For sure."