Holidays can teach us many things — about a destination, about other people and about ourselves.
BRONWYN BENT
Things I have learnt from travel, in no particular order:
● In a pinch, a plastic tunnel in a children's playground on a Mediterranean beach can be a good place to sleep for the night.
● Corrupt bus ticket inspectors in Bratislava who try to get you to bribe them can be dissuaded from doing so if you insist that they arrest you and take you to the police.