Bells, kangaroos and 25kg gold nuggets - Pamela Wade is dazzled in Perth.
THE BELLS! THE BELLS!
She's head and shoulders below me, 30 years older, and weighs nothing, but I'm not going to mess with the formidable Laura. When she says, "Pull!" I heave, and so does everybody else up here in the bell-loft of the bell tower. Nothing happens. The massive bronze Swan Bells above our heads, 12 of them brought here all the way from St Martin's-in-the-Fields in London, swing in complete silence. Laura sighs: we've forgotten her instruction about the all-important check on the ropes that jerk the clappers into action. Finally we get to produce bongs that satisfy us - if not Laura - before continuing up to the top of the tower where we gaze at the view. It's a cracker: at the moment in the foreground piles of bright yellow sand are busy with big machinery and hi-vis vests; and beyond are Perth's skyscrapers, the green hill of Kings Park and the sweep of the Swan River.
TWO WHEELS GOOD
What I took for a skate park is actually a training ground for novice Segway riders, set up with a slalom course, maze, obstacles and ramps. It's a lot of fun, but it's really a test that we all pass. We follow Sarah along the jetty and past the eye-catching Bell Tower. The first challenge is to negotiate the building site that is Elizabeth Quay - a 10ha waterfront development of park, pond and attractions that will bring the river back to the city. Then we enter the elegant gardens of the Supreme Court, taking the opportunity to race across the lawn at a heady 12km/h. From there we head along the river bank on a wide path where pedestrians, cyclists and ducks give us the chance to show off our smooth swerving skills. Sarah keeps up a lively commentary about history, wildlife, city plans and gossip, interspersed with advice on handling the odd steep slope, sharp turn or narrow bridge. The only thing that wipes the smiles off our faces is returning to base an hour later and having to surrender our magical self-balancing machines.