Bronwyn Sell finds the natural wonders of the West Coast can match the Big Five of any safari.
When someone asked my 8-year-old what he wanted to be when he grew up, he replied, "David Attenborough". While his friends are reading Zac Power, he and his little brother are comparing vital stats in dinosaur and animal encyclopaedias, and asking questions like: "Mapusaurus versus Diplodocus, Mum - who do you think will win?" Their fantasy holiday is less Disneyland and more Greenland.
So when we decided to go on a family trip, we were thinking Our World rather than Dreamworld. What was the New Zealand equivalent of an African safari?
We settled on the West Coast. Not the easily accessible west coast of Auckland - pshaw! - but that windswept sliver of the South Island shearing off from the Southern Alps, where seals sprawl on rocks, kotuku sweep through primeval forest, and glaciers tumble. Forget lions and leopards - here's our Big Five of New Zealand's wild west.
1. KIWI
In the very south of Westland, the rarest of all kiwi clings to life: the rowi. Fewer than 400 survive in the wild, restricted to the Okarito Forest, north of the Franz Josef glacier. The best place to meet one is at the West Coast Wildlife Centre. We go on a VIP Backstage Pass to see the hatchery, where the kids crouch behind glass to view two fluffy hatchlings pecking and snoozing, and hear about the incubation and hatching programme. (Piece of trivia: kiwi stink.) If everything goes well, these precious chicks will one day live among about 180 birds the centre has bred and released into the wild.
West Coast Wildlife Centre, (03) 752 0600.