There's nothing worse than someone hogging the airplane toilet on a long flight. Unless you are that someone, and you're stuck in that tiny cubicle for hours.
On Wednesday, this dire scenario happened on a United flight from Washington DC to San Francisco.
Midway over the states one traveller went to use the WC and never returned.
On discovery cabin crew tried to assist the person out of the locked toilet, to no avail.
To the morbid embarrassment of the trapped traveller and general bemusement of the cabin it was announced they would be diverting to the nearest airport for help.