Hot pools, glow-worms, jumping pillows and go karts. Tauranga's a wild ride. Chris Schulz packs his family and heads off on holiday.
Visit the glow worm caves
"Glow-worms are dying out," says Royce, our tour guide on tonight's adventure. "What you see here are lights from Bunnings." He's joking. Of course he's joking. Royce is hilarious and he's been kidding around with us and our kids since we arrived at dusk. Which is great, because we were a little nervous about undertaking a night-time kayaking trip with an over-excitable 8-year-old and a sleepy 4-year-old in tow. Turns out we had nothing to worry about. Waimarino's evening glow-worm kayak tour begins beside Lake McLaren, where we watched the sun set drinking mulled wine and juice, while snacking on a cheese platter. Once it was dark, Royce helped us put on our lifejackets and squeeze into our kayaks, an adult and a kid in each. Then we headed out to the caves. After half an hour of paddling and a barrage of questions from our inquisitive son, we were led past a power station and into the glow-worm cave itself. It really is a magical place, and Royce was a total expert, answering our questions, guiding us to paddle the correct way, and setting everything up and packing everything down with ease. He's a wealth of information, and a stand-up comedian to boot. For the record, the trip includes zero lights from Bunnings, just a night filled with the wonder of nature.
-Tickets, $130, www.glowwormkayaking.com
Put your foot down in drift carts
Tighten your helmet, affix your elbow pads, and lose your keys and cellphone. You don't want anything getting in the way when you're swinging these indoor karts around corners.
At Bay Karts at Mount Maunganui, you'll get 20-odd minutes swinging these electric cars around corners. Be warned: you're in opposite world. Accelerating into and out of corners instead of braking takes a few circuits to get used to. But once you're in the swing of things you'll realise it's all in the hips, and practising is a heck of a lot of fun. Take it easy when you're leaving: I had to watch very closely what I was doing in the Ford Endura while the thrill wore off.
baykarts.co.nz