A weekly ode to the joys of moaning about your holiday, by Tim Roxborogh.
As the tagline to this column says, this is "a weekly ode to the joys of moaning about your holiday". But what if it's your own behaviour that's worthy of the moaning? With that in mind and a desire to sleep a little easier, I must apologise to John Changver.
It was 2013 on the Thai island of Koh Chang and after a couple of beers by the beach as the sun set, me and three other Kiwis spotted a bar with a guitarist. The man was playing western hits and bore such a striking resemblance to John Denver that if he hadn't been Thai and alive I would've thought it was him. Some of the other bars had guys with guitars too, but none of them looked like John Denver. Being partial to a bit of Rocky Mountain High and Take Me Home Country Roads, this was to be our bar.
Sipping on a cold Chang beer, I informed the group that our entertainer's name from here on in had to be "John Changver". Koh Chang + Chang beer + a local who was the Southeast Asian doppelganger for the wholesome, floppy-haired 70s star? It was meant to be. So John Changver he was.
Unfortunately for us, within about half an hour we were getting restless. Not because we wanted to leave, of course not. Not when John Changver was playing all the faves. The restlessness came from three out of the four of us having almost uncontrollable urges to get up and sing too. My mate Tom said what we were all thinking: "Would John Changver mind if we did a song?" Tom is a strong singer but doesn't play guitar, while I can strum a few chords and find little in life more satisfying than nailing a harmony line in the car, at karaoke or at bars on Thai islands.