Taking one for the collective team (all five million of us), Peter Dragicevich embarks on a series of classic Kiwi road trips, seeking out the best places for a break. In Featherston he finds more than just a convenient stop to appease the car sick.
Ah, the family road trip. It's perhaps a little surprising that I have such fond memories of the annual expeditions of my childhood, given that they inevitably resulted in me begging for Dad to stop the car along the way so that I could get out and vomit. I naively thought I'd kicked my car sickness until a few years back when I joined a group of friends for a drive to a bach in Hahei, along sinuous SH25. It turns out that I hadn't grown out of it after all – it's just that adults don't often have to endure the dreaded back seat.
If you, too, have a back-seat barfer in your household, the Rimutaka Hill can spell all kinds of hell. It's generally not a lot of fun for the driver, either, what with the alternating incline crawlers and habitual tailgaters. So, if you're heading north from Wellington on SH2 bound for the Wairarapa or Hawke's Bay, chances are you're going to want to look out for the first decent opportunity to stop on the other side. Hello Featherston!
Built near the site of a kainga called Paetūmōkai, this small Wairarapa town (population 2680) was founded in 1856 and named after Dr Isaac Featherston, the first superintendent of the Wellington Province. However the esteemed doctor has a far more interesting claim to fame: in 1847 he took part in a duel with William Wakefield, the controversial coloniser of Wellington. Featherston shot first and missed, at which point Wakefield is said to have shot into the air, declaring that he couldn't possibly kill a man with seven daughters. All of which makes for a great story with which to distract your queasy passengers as you pull into town.