Peter de Graaf checks into the Sofitel Melbourne on Collins.
Location: Collins St in Melbourne's CBD.
Check-in experience: On arrival I am greeted by a phalanx of men offering to take my pack. As it is a grimy old Macpac (I'm going on a tramping holiday) and they're all wearing immaculately pressed tuxedos I tell them I'm quite used to carrying it. They don't argue.
Check-in starts with a "bonjour!" — the hotel chain is headquartered in Paris — and is mercifully efficient.
Room: I have a classic twin, room 4522. When the receptionist says "45th floor" I assume I've misheard. No, she really did say 45th floor. My room comes with two king singles, comfy armchairs and a tablet detailing hotel services. Decor is tastefully understated (you can't always say that in this price range) and the view is stupendous — more about that later. The bathroom is marble and as good as you'd expect. I loved the writing desk by the window. If only my boss would let me work from there ...