Complimentary Wi-Fi: Yes, 250MB per day, which is enough for uploading smug selfies to Instagram and Facebook, checking emails, etc.
Bed: Pretty comfortable but the one thin sheet on the bed wasn't enough to keep me warm on a cool night. There was a blanket in the cupboard, which did the trick.
View: My Garden View room didn't give much to look at, just a few plants and trees in the middle of a few blocks of cabins. But the beach is literally just around the corner.
Bathroom: In need of an update. I'd be surprised if it had been refurbed since the 80s. Taps would drip unless you turned them extra tight, and the shower cubicle doors were old and tired. But the water pressure was good and there was always plenty of hot water.
Food and beverage: There are two sit-down dining options on site, the Boughshed Restaurant for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and the Monkey Bar for casual dinners and takeaways. The food at Boughshed was excellent, with lots of fresh seafood on the menu for both lunch and dinner, and barista-made coffee available all day. There's also an on-site superette selling snacks, frozen meals and cooking supplies.
Facilities: Kayak, SUP and boat hire on the beach, a booking office for scenic flights, sailing and 4WD tours, an unheated swimming pool, hot tub, campervan and camp sites, laundry and communal kitchen.
Entertainment: The reason people flock to this resort in the middle of nowhere is to see the pod of wild dolphins that visit the bay daily. They've been coming here since the 80s and are pretty much guaranteed to turn up at least once a day.
Perfect for: A tropical, nature-filled escape in a world heritage-listed marine park, in Western Australia's beautiful coastal environment.