Top tip: Choose the bed that's not positioned immediately beneath the stairs. My mate Tristram was woken each morning of our stay by my daughter (his god-daughter) dropping dirty socks on him through the slots in the stairs. It looked pretty funny from where I was lying.
Price: Rates vary by season, but you can get this room for $125 midweek.
What's in the neighbourhood? It's a 20-minute drive to Whakapapa (to check conditions or book lift passes, go to mtruapehu.com/whakapapa).
Food and drink: Breakfast is served downstairs and the Spiral Restaurant and Bar has a roaring fire in the evenings and a good restorative menu. Go for the lamb.
The bed: If I wasn't so knackered each night I'd probably observe that it could have been firmer. You'll sleep well.
Entertainment: There are two magnificent spa pools. There's also a 40-inch TV in the downstairs room as well, but we were in the room to snore and get dressed in preparation for skiing on Ruapehu each day.
Bathroom: Functional.
Free Wi-Fi? Yup.
Noise: I was too exhausted from the long drive and the skiing to notice anything.
Contact: the-park.co.nz
Perfect for: Families or mates looking for an affordable place to rest up on a ski trip.