Getting there: A three-hour flight from Auckland, followed by an easy 20-minute ride from the downbeat Port Vila airport and a painless check-in at at a rather more painful 1am.
Who's staying? Antipodeans with a few Europeans in the mix and families; small ones, big ones, extended ones, most having a break, a few about to break. For those travelling without (or mid-break) there is a secluded kid-free area with a large pool.
What's for breakfast? A view of the rather lovely Erakor lagoon and pretty much whatever you like. Fresh fruit, eggs, pastries, a full English if you've the stomach, and enough coffee to take on the 4-year-old at tennis.
The room: Was a twin, separated by an adjoining door with all the basics done right - big comfortable beds, good air conditioning, good showers. There are bungalows over the water for those wanting to wake up to the ocean and specific family rooms for those co-habitating with older (more annoying) teenagers or tween children.