Winston Aldworth checks in to the Casa Andina Standard Cusco on the way up to Peru's most famous tourist trap
Check-in experience: Slick and swift. I was travelling on my way to Machu Picchu with G Adventures, so walked in the door and one of the guides handed me my key as I hit up the urn of coca mate. There's a bowl of coca leaves to chew on as well.
The room: No. 220.
What's in the neighbourhood: Cusco, 3399m high in the Andes, sits sweetly in the heart of a grand valley. It's a gorgeous city and surprisingly big, with about 500,000 residents. Today it's the launching pad for Machu Picchu hikes, but around a millennia or so back it was the heart of the Incan empire. Get yourself a walking tour to learn about how ingenious the Inca were, how vast their empire sprawled and the awful fate that awaited the most beautiful young girls.
A room with a view? Nope. Rooms on the streetside get a nice look at an old monastery across the road, built on Incan ruins. Mine looked down on a basketball court which was annoyingly popular with loud local kids until way past my bedtime.