Brett Atkinson checks into Hotel ZaZa, Houston.
Location: In Houston's Museum District, around 15 minutes from downtown on the city's efficient Metro light rail. Guests get complimentary drop-offs and pick-ups around the central city in the hotel's stylish town cars adorned with authentic Texan longhorns.
Check-in experience: Made great in America after a long flight by the super-efficient Mexican receptionist, Maria. Muchas gracias for the tips on where to eat and drink in Mexico City and Oaxaca. The lobby's quirky and colourful screen prints of Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and Frank Sinatra added a suitably Stateside touch.
The room: Old-school charm meets 21st-century hipster with bonus points for views of the Mecom Fountain. Dubbed a "Petite King" room, there was nothing petite about it. Everything definitely is bigger in Texas.
What's in the neighbourhood: It's called the Museum District for good reason. Across the road is the excellent Museum of Fine Arts with a surprising collection including ancient Egyptian antiquities, Flemish masters, and contemporary American works from Andy Warhol and Jackson Pollock. It's a short walk to dinosaur statues at the Houston Museum of Natural Science and, for fans of living and breathing species, the Houston Zoo is south around the compact lake of Hermann Park.