Peter Wheeler stays at 21c Museum Hotel, Main Street, Louisville, Kentucky.
Getting there: An easy 90-minute flight from New York and 10 minutes into town in a F150 pickup truck.
Check-in experience: Once you get over the surprise of a fully tiled Cadillac outside and a group of metre-high pink plastic penguins gathered around the front door, check-in is very friendly and efficient. 21c is an art gallery over three floors mixed with bars, a restaurant and rooms upstairs so there are many and varied groups coming in. It was converted from an old warehouse and only 100m from the Ohio River.
The room: Very large , as you would expect in a warehouse but modern, with a large bathroom, king beds, a real desk and — joy of joys — decent lighting. The linen was all good old US of A cotton. Very nice.
Toiletries: Malin+Goetz, a New York brand that was unknown to us but seemed to do the job for which it was intended.