Helen Van Berkel sails aboard Cunard's Queen Elizabeth.
The journey: An overnight sail from Melbourne to Burnie, Tasmania; a day in port; a day at sea and early-the-next day arrival in Sydney.
The arrival: The Uber driver had trouble finding the Melbourne pier where the Queen Elizabeth was moored, which added about $12 to a $65 trip from the airport. My airline had already lost my luggage so check-in was straightforward.
The room: I was in Balcony room 5013. It was a standard cruise ship room plus a balcony. It came with a small table, which I kept knocking over when I pushed back my chair from the desk, power points for laptops and so on.
The toiletries: Beautifully scented Penhaligon shampoo, conditioner, body lotion and shower gel. They were only replaced every second steward visit after I collected the tiny bottles to pass on to the local women's refuge.