The Paris Gendarme may have survived the plots of anarchists, revolutionaries, and a German occupation. However the Parisian police force has since declared the streets overrun with a new reign of terror: seagulls.
Unseasonable weather and dwindling food supplies at the coast have seen the birds head inland to scavenge, and this has caused misery for residents, tourists and the constabulary.
Paris' tourists have already noticed the increase of the birds and their guano on landmarks.
"In the spring we used to hear sparrows, it was the sound of dawn and was very pleasant," said Anne Castro based in the hilly Bellville district. "But now it's the raucous cries of these bothersome gulls!"