Check-in experience: The grand marble entrance to the Langham London is a welcome sight after spending 24 hours in the air to get there. Porters in top hats and tails hold open the doors and sweep your bags through a trap door to the right of the entrance, saving guests any luggage bother right off the bat. Bouquets of pink and white roses constantly provide an ambient scent in the fire-warmed lobby. The staff wear petite pink skirt suits or black trousers with pink ties.
Room: A Grand Langham Club Room, priced from $1150 per night.
What's in the neighbourhood? Oxford Circus is seven minutes' walk down Regent St, while the Chiltern Firehouse restaurant is 10 minutes in the other direction. There's everything in between.
Food and drink: Roux at The Landau has a fantastic selection of rare wines and superb seasonal dishes; Artesian is a rather indulgent cocktail bar; Palm Court is perfect for breakfast (with the most amazing yoghurt I have ever tasted) as well as the daily high tea, using the venue's own Wedgwood china.
The bed: A Super King - I couldn't see from one end to the other, and it was incredibly comfortable. Whoever was making it kept leaving me little pink macarons and platters of fresh fruit.