Lady got back: Virgin Voyage's maiden ship has an unusual silhouette. Photo / Supplied
Lady got back: Virgin Voyage's maiden ship has an unusual silhouette. Photo / Supplied
Even from afar, it is clear the Scarlet Lady is a cruise ship with edge.
The grey prow of the ship looks like something from the Death Star and the wide, scarlet stern and corseted upper decks turns heads in every port. Lady got back.
She certainly got a lot of attention this weekend as the Lady appeared in the docks of Liverpool, preparing to sail for her first cross-Atlantic positioning.
Next to the rival fleets of flowing, white vessels - her red trimmings are rock'n'roll right through.
Inside you'll find drag queens, discotheques and the only tattoo parlour at sea.
The ship, its cabins and public areas have been designed from the – erm – 'bottom up'.
At the risk of coming across as shallow, the Scarlet Lady is a ship that is obsessed with looks. While at times this design-led approach is in danger of being a bit try-hard, some of the smaller touches are genuine game changers.
Virgin Voyages' Rock Star Suites have foldaway beds. Photo / Supplied
Signage details and even carpet patterns help orient passengers to fore and aft and deck number. While this might be a navigation aide to passengers while they are 'four sheets to the wind' – it's a design some of her competitors could take a lead from.
Another "first at sea" is the convertible day-and-night cabins. Beds convert to L-shaped sofas, freeing up a bit more space in the cabins and creating a more relaxed, homely space for guests.
Squid Ink: the world's first floating tattoo parlour. Photo / Supplied
Although one imagines it makes a lot of work for crew, and ruins passengers' plans for mid-afternoon naps. There's always the hammock on the balcony suites.
The bars and dining options are heavily themed - from the nautical to the naughty: the Loose Cannon bar has the appearance of an old pirate galley while the Lick Me 'Till Ice Cream dessert bar is full of retro humour.
Then there is the Manor, named after Richard Branson's first recording studio at Virgin records, which Virgin Voyage's Tom McAlpin has dubbed "the best f*****g nightclub at sea". In short, the Scarlet Lady is a raucous crowd pleaser by design.
However there's one design oversight that speaks louder than any mid-ship sound system.
On the upper deck, the "Main Pool" is a disappointment. Sunk into the middle of a tiled area, as if to draw attention to quite how small it is, the pool would appear to be an afterthought.
"Where's the pool?" asks Cruise critic's UK editor, Adam Coulter, who argues a swimming pool is a key ingredient of an ocean going holiday.
Apart from a few Jacuzzis scattered liberally about, as far as swimming pools go this is it. It's barely big enough to host a backyard pool party, let alone a ship of 2770 passengers.
But then again, the Scarlet Lady isn't afraid to challenge conventions.
Built for the 'I'll never cruise' crowd, the Lady is full of enough quicks and humour to tap even the most reluctant sailor away to sea.
