Watching toddlers learn to ski is disheartening. The little tykes pick it up much faster than any adult ever could. Kids who cannot tie their own shoelaces whizz down the learner slopes, while you're still practising the snow plough and sweeping S bends.
My confidence plummets as we ride the chairlift to the intermediate runs at Zakopane, in Poland. Not one, but two, skiers are being loaded on to ski mobiles to be taken away for medical treatment. From 10m above I can see the agony etched on their faces.
Then there's the good news. Fresh powder on the mountain, sun in the sky - we're skiing in Europe. But we've bypassed the usual suspects. Forget the expensive options like France, Switzerland, Austria or even Italy. Zakopane is the place to be.
Zakopane is a two-hour drive south of Krakow at the foot of the Tatra mountains. A favourite holiday destination for Poles and visitors from eastern Europe for a long time, Zakopane's secret is being discovered by tourists from further afield. It's a quaint alpine town filled with wooden chalets. A population of 30,000 triples during the peak season.