"Collect them in Beijing at the DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Korea) embassy."
I had nothing in writing, I realised on my way to China. But I was so keen to see North Korea that I ignored such concerns.
"Give your occupation as 'travel facilitator'," I was instructed.
I didn't ask what a "travel facilitator" is.
At the embassy, things went wrong. A stern-faced man returned empty-handed from a filing cabinet and told me: "Sorry, no visas."
I begged him to look once more.
He shuffled off reluctantly, returning with a broad smile and a file.
"Your visas are here," he grinned. "You'll enjoy the DPRK."
I took a cab to the Air Koryo office where, after visas were checked, an employee announced, "We have a discount offer — your fares are cheaper than you thought."
A 90-minute flight on an old Soviet jet included copies of the Pyongyang Times and several bottles of Ryongsong Beer. A band played martial tunes as we walked into Pyongyang's small terminal, because VIPs were on board.
Though we organised our own trip, it's far easier to let experts handle red tape. A few travel agents market Korea International Travel Company packages.
More than half of all Westerners go through Koryo Tours (+ 86 10 6416 7544), a Beijing-based British company.
Most groups are between eight and 18 people. Prices vary depending on length, itinerary and numbers.
The North Koreans insist on groups — but these can be "groups" of one. However, this is more expensive because all tourists are supplied with two government minders and a driver.
Tours will operate as scheduled this year, after a tourism ban following Kim Jong-il's death.
Koryo Tours also specialises in little-visited Turkmenistan.
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Getting there: Korean Air flies direct from Auckland to Seoul. Fathom Asia has day tours from Seoul to Gaeseong.
Further information: See visitkorea.or.kr.
- AAP