What was your greatest holiday?
This current one. I'm in Hawaii at the moment and although I'm trying to work while I'm here, it feels more like a holiday.
And the worst?
I went camping once with a girlfriend. We argued a lot, eventually broke up, and then had to drive for six hours together back to town.
If we bump into you on holiday, what are you most likely to be doing?
Trying not to get bumped into. I don't understand how you could have found me. I was hiding.
If we could teleport you to one place in New Zealand for a week-long holiday, where would it be?
East Coast, New Zealand. Home.
How about for a dream holiday internationally?
I'd like to stay somewhere in a jungle. But a jungle that's free of mosquitoes and deadly things. Also I don't want it to be too humid. I think my room should be really high up in the tree canopy, surrounded by friendly (not vicious) birds and monkeys. And lots of flowers. There also needs to be a salt-water pool up in the trees. And I want a refrigerator so I can have cold coconut water when I wake up. And if possible, I'd like ceiling fans in my room. That's all.
